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Here's A Sample:
There's this guy who had been
lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees
the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and
collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back
to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions
to the nearest town.
On his way out the back door,
he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the
missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach
the town?" The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing
about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen'
to make it stop."
Not paying much attention,
the man says, "Sure, OK." So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God"
and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and
the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank
God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse just
about takes off.
Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he
can to make the horse stop. "Whoa, stop, hold on!!!! "Finally he
remembers, "Amen!!" and the horse skids to a stop 4 inches from the
edge of the cliff.
The man sinks slowly back into the saddle, sighs deeply, and lets out a
heartfelt,
"Thank God"
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